Friday, 25 January 2013

buniry ao swati

yao buniry ao swati pa road rawan wo
swati:yar sa dy khyal dy serozy k na zo

Buneri:obe mara seroza ba sa time razi za che raksha k lar sho

Monday, 21 January 2013

KhudKash Bomber

KhudKash Bomber Yo Charhya'Ghar Ta Nanawato.
Aw Chagha Ye Kra, "Tasu Tolo Sara 1 Minute De, Che De Zai Na Khpay Spaki Kai"

ShamShatai(Turtle), "Wa Sta KHUDAYE Bekh Obasa, Kho Safa Owaya Che Za De Target Yum"

Sunday, 20 January 2013

Police mujrim

Police mujrim ta:ta ba sba pa 5 bje pansi kawo

Mujrim:Hahahah
Police:Wali khandy?
Mujrim:za pa 8 bje pasam

Saturday, 19 January 2013

Da Fazal plar

Once a teachr writes ”M”on d board & asks Fazal wat it is?
He says he does’nt know.
Techr: “sta plar de. Dumra darta nada pata”.
He then writes ”W” & asks Aslam wat it is?
Aslam: ”Da Fazal plar day kho khpay ye bara karri di”

KHUDAYA SANGA BA KAMAGI ZMA KHAYTA

KHUDAYA SANGA BA KAMAGI ZMA KHAYTA
DA KHU WORAZ PA WORAZ GHATAGI ZMA KHAYTA

DA YAR DOST SARA ROGHBARH KAWOLI NA SHAM
DA AR CHA SARA JANGAGI ZMA KHAYTA

PA BAZAR KI GIRZAYDAL RATA DAR GRAN DAI
DA RAKSHOO SARA TAYRAGI ZMA KHAYTA

ZA DA KHPALI KHAYTI DHAR YAM KHAFA KARHI
CHI PA HESH SHE NA MARHAYGI ZMA KHAYTA

Khat Me Da Mobile Pa Screen Zaka Darta Waliko

Khat Me Da Mobile Pa Screen Zaka Darta Waliko,

Zrra Me Darlygo Khu Pa Network Me Aitbar Na Wo…

Asal Dost

Asal Dost wo Nahi Jo ap ke Khushyo aur kamyabi me ap ke sath ho. Balke wo he jo ap ke shikast ke waqat ap ke sath beth kar ap see keh de,,,,
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Pa Sharmuno de Washarmawloooooo

Wada

Yo Wada La 2 Kasan Tale Wo
Der Sath Wosho Khu Da RujO Pata Na Lage Da Ao Kor wala Pe Pa Makha Oba Skale..

Akhir Che Dwara Tang Shu Nu Agha Obo Wala Ta Ye Owe:

Alaka Lage Ruje Rawra
Pa Marey K Me Oba Onkhate De..:-)

Football

Da Football na cha tapos ok ache
Tala har sok latey wale darkai?
Football okhandal, ao weway
“Khalqo ta gunah neshta!
Pa ma ki hawa shawe da..

Ghat MISTRI

Yo Sare Pa Lar Rawan Wo
Yo Gadi Lande Ye Spe Ode Oledo..

Nu Da Lakai Na Ye OnewO Ao Bahar Ye RakagalO Warta YeWe:

RAOZA DALAA…
Da Ta Dasi Ghat MISTRI Raghale Ye..;-)

Inam

Da Tolo na Kam SMS ralegalo bani Tasu ta Melawegi Yo Khaista 1800CC
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KHARSADEZ
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/.”.)”^—;”;
\,,/”( ) \
……..//\\//

Pa Qalar Ye Chalawa Pa Running K De..

Hasi Na Zra Me Heart Attack Wonesi

ھسے نا زڑہ مے ھاڈ اٹیک ونیسی
یار چےرقیب سرہ کانٹیک ونیسی
زماچے وار راشی نو پلار ۓ راشی
غماز تامخ لکہ د کیک ونیسی
شیخ تا د مینے ڈیر چلونہ ورزی
د چا دادا بہ ۓ مسٹیک ونیسی
دےخکلی داسے حیران کڑےیمہ
لکہ چے خر پہ پچہ بریک ونیسی

Hasi Na Zra Me Heart Attack Wonesi..

Yaar Che Raqeeß Sara Contact Wonesi..

Zama Che Waar Rashe Nu Plar Ye Rashe..

Ghamaz Ta Makh Laka Da Cake Wonesi..

Shaikh Ta Da Meeni Dair ChalOna Warze..

Da Cha Dada Ba Ye Mistake Wonesi..

De Khkule Dasi Heeran Kare Yema..

Laka Che Khar Pa Picha Breek Wonesi…

Ghati Khazi

Yaway Ghati Khazi Ta Bali Khazi Wel:

Tata Cherta Pa Jwand Ki Da Khpal Ghatwali Ehsaas Shaway De?

Ghata Khaza: Aw Rata Khkari Yo Zal Rata Shaway Wo

Pehla Khaza: Agha Kala?

Ghata Khaza: Che Kala Rata Yo Woraz Dhobi Kaprhy Wapas Kari We,

Ma Te Tapos Karay Wo Che Wali?

Dhobi Wail Che “TROR MONGA TARPAALONA NA WENZO”

Gado Nelami

Yo Ze Ki Da Gado Nelami Rawana Wa

Awalany Awaz: 20 Laka

Dwaim Awaz: 25 Laka

Drem Awaz: 30 Laka

Yo Sarhi Pa Herantya Sara Agha Gadhi Ta Okata, Pa Gadhy Ki Yo Siz Sahe Na Wo, Nu Nezday Yo Bal Sarhi Na Ye Pukhtana Okra

Sarhy: “Yalaka Pa De Kabarhi Garhi Ki De Sa? Che Khalak Pe Domra Paisay Warkai”

Dwaim Sarhi Warta Jawab Warki: “Ror Jana! De Garhi Ter Osa Pori 10 Accidents Kari De Aw Ajeeba Khabara Da Da, Che Tolo Ki Sirf Khazi(Wives) Mrhay Shawi De.

Awalani Sarhi Samdasti Awaz Oko “40 Laka”

Podari

Yaw Podari Da Shpe Pa Tyara Ki
Pa Cycle Bandi Pa Adeera(Muqbara, GraveYard) Teer Sho.
Kala Che Da Adeera Na Owato
Nu Da Zan Sara Ye Owail

“Che Da La Kam Road Wo Che Penza Dersh(35) Jampona Wo Paky”

faqir

1 faqir 1 sari ta wel
10Ruply raka
Sary wyl mate neshta saba ba darkam

Faqir:hr sary wy saba ba darkam bala wraz ba darkam
pa de k kho zmung lakuno rupy bnde shwe.:)))

Wednesday, 16 January 2013

kaliwal pa cenima ki

1 kaliwal pa cenima ki film katalo
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Pa film ke 1 sher pa manda manda ra rawan wo
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Kaliwal owerodo aw sadar ye pa oga ko aw manda ye kra
khalko warta way, alaka ma takhta, da khu bas film de
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Kaliwal: Da kho mata hum pata da che da film de, kho haga kho zanawar de haga ta sa pata da....

Dam

Pa yaw wada ki yaw dam dholky ghaghawalo nasapa zalzala shwa 
dam manda kra pa darwaza ki wankhato,
dam chagi kry v rashy khalqa khlas me kaye 
da saboot sara gair yam

Saree ao khaza

Da yao saree na bazar k khza wrka shwa, report dapara dak-khane ta laro..

Dak-khani wala warta ve thani ta lar sha..

Sare wapas rawan sho ao zan sara ye owail '

Wallah da khushalay na pa zan na pohegam che kam khwa laar sham.

Podari

1 Podari da chat na khkta raprewato
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khalak te gair chapair ragond sho
khalko te tapos oko: Sechal osho rora
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Podari: Pata neshta yaar mong pakhpala was ralo :)

pagal

Yao Pagal pa gadi ke nast wo driver ba sat pa sat ger badlao
lag sat pa ye dady odrao no pagal da gadi na ger raobaso

driver warta wai da de sa chal oko

Pagal:ta war pore pa tola lar enkhate we ao ma darla pa yao ment ki westo :))

Tuesday, 15 January 2013

garmi oba

1st Saray: Pa kor ki sirf zama Hukam chalegi, Che za owem che garmi oba rawre
nu bas hagu Garmi oba rawre
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2nd Saray: Garmi Oba wali??
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1st Saray: Pa garmi obo lokhi kha pakegi kana

sandal

1 Saray da kor na ra owato, Khazi pe pa sandal guzar oko
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Bahar walar kasano oledo, nu o ye way:
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"Da bal sandal hum ra guzar ki che dwana ogandama"

Hazrat

Da Yo Sari Nama Wa ”Hazrat”..

Pa Yawa Company K Ye Lottery Aghastay Wa..
Da Qura-Andazi Pa Wraz Company Ta Laro..
Tol Khalaq Rajamaa Wo..
Da Qura-Andazi Na Pas Mezban Stage Ta Laro Da Khush Nasib Nama Aghasto Dapara..
Ao Che Sanga Ye Wail Che Khawateen O Hazrat..
No Da Kas Bal Kas Ta Wai Che Da Yo Khush Nasib Kho Za Yam

Kho Da Khawateen Pake La Sok Da?

Live Radio Station Ta Call

Yao Sari Live Radio Station Ta Call Oko…

Saray: Hello Ji, Da Radio Station De,.?
Operator: Ao Jee Da Radio Dy.

Saray: Zama Awaz Os Live Awredale Kegi.?
Operator: Ao Ji Staso Awaz Os Live Aoredale Kegi Pekhawar ke.

Saray: Yani Da Roto Tanoor Wala Sari Sara Radio Ke Hum Zama Awaz Aoredale Shi.?
Operator: Pa Ghusa Ke Uwel Ao Ao Ao Khabara Kawa.

Saray: Alaka Gulab Khana! Ka Ta Zama Awaz Aore Nu Serf 4 Rotay Raora, Agha Melmana Laaral Kha….

buniry ao swati

Yao buniry ao swati pa road rawan wo

Swati bunire ta wai:'Yar sa de khyal dy seroza k na zo'

Buniray:mara seroza ba sa time rize za che raksha k lar sho

Mobile

alaka pa 1000 rupai me mobile waghesto
Usb,infrared,bluetooth,5 mega pixel camera,touch screen,Mp3,radio
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Hes paki neshta
kha dy kna :)

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Yaw Podari

Yaw Podari Da Shpe Pa Tyara Ki
Pa Cycle Bandi Pa Adeera(Muqbara, GraveYard) Teer Sho.
Kala Che Da Adeera Na Owato
Nu Da Zan Sara Ye Owail
“Che Da La Kam Road Wo Che Penza Dersh(35) Jampona
Wo Paky”

Friday, 4 January 2013

Buneri au cycle

Yao Buneri Pa Cycle Da Paiso Notona Lagwali Wo
Au bazar ta rawan wo

Cha Te Tapos Oko Da Wale

Buneri:Kharab De Mistri Wy

Chi Paise Pe Olagawa No Tik Ba Shi
 

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